So I'm sitting here now in the library studying molecular biology and a girl plants herself down right next to my seat (there are many other open seats not so close to me). So she's wearing short sleeves so she immediately struck out, but she apparently didn't know that I think girls should keep torah.
Anyway, she keeps looking my way every few minutes or so, asks me for a pen, etc. and meanwhile I'm counting down the minutes until she leaves.
Then she pulls a shtick i have yet to have ever see. She gets out her cell phone, calls someone, and on the 4th floor (the quiet floor), and says pretty loudly, "So we are reaalllly short on guy advisors for the upcoming shabaton, so if you know any guys please tell them to call me."
She hung up and looked at me from the corner of her eye, and I was about to die of laughter, but I held it in by thinking about Orgo. I knew it was good for something.
I hope you all find this as amusing as I did.
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ReplyDeleteyou do realize that you could have just moved.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha classic
ReplyDeleteThat's a great story. But wearing sleeves higher than the elbows doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't keep Torah. But still, classic!
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